Himanshu Tyagi
Are you a Ted Lasso fan? If yes, then you are not alone. Ted Lasso is a comedy show on Apple TV+ with Jason Sudeikis as the main lead role, who plays a football coach. There are two Ted Lasso series seasons filled with deep and inspirational quotes. This article will explore the 75 best inspirational Ted Lasso quotes. Check out these quotes and share your favorite ones in the comments below.
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75 Best Inspirational Ted Lasso Quotes
1. “As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” – Ted lasso
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2. “I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.” – Amen, Ted
3. “Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doing it wrong.” – Ted lasso
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4. “When it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece.” – Ted lasso
5. “If you would have told me that I’d be drinking tea at 3 o’clock every day, about a year ago… I would have punched you in the mouth.” – Ted lasso
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6. “I’ve never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it’s all part of growing up.” – Ted lasso
7. “Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something really bad could happen.” – Ted lasso
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8. “It’s like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.” – Ted Lasso
9. “I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad. And that is being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.” – Ted lasso
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10. “Back where I’m from, you try to end a game in a tie; well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse.” – Tes lasso
11. “If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.” – Ted lasso
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12. “Sounds to me like someone’s trapped inside life’s most complicated shape. A love triangle. Second place of course is the ‘I just walked in on my mother-in-law changing into her swimsuit dodecahedron.’” – Ted lasso
13. “We’re gonna call this drill ‘The Exorcist’ ’cause it’s all about controlling possession.” – Ted lasso
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14. “Boy, I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.” – Ted lasso
15. “As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” – Ted Lasso
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16. “I think if you care about someone and you have a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothin you can’t get through together.” – Ted lasso
17. “You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. Y’know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish.” – Ted lasso
18. “Little tip for y’all. Fries are called chips. Chips are called crisps. And bangers aren’t great songs, but they do make you feel like dancing because they’re so darn tasty.” – Ted lasso
19. “I’m not sure what y’all’s smallest unit of measurement is here, but that’s about how much headway I made.” – Ted lasso
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20. “I like my water like Kyrie Irving likes his Earth. Flat.” – Ted lasso
21. “We all know speed is important. But being able to stop and change directions quickly? Well, that’s like Kanye’s 808s & Heartbreak. It doesn’t get nearly enough credit.” – Ted lasso
22. “This woman right here is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it, either.” – Ted Lasso
23. “You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like ‘em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ‘em in one piece, you hear?” – Ted lasso
24. Explaining the offside rule in soccer: “I’m gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did back in 1964 when they defined pornography. It ain’t easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.” – Ted lasso
25. “For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.” – Ted lasso
26. “Little girls are mysterious. And silly and powerful. I gave up trying to figure them out years ago.” – Ted lasso
27. “Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!” – Ted lasso
28. “If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.” – Ted lasso
29. “If I didn’t have any confidence, I never would’ve worn pyjamas to my prom and ended up in jail the rest of that night.” – Ted lasso
30. “There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze.” – Ted lasso
31. “Here’s an idea that’s gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. Who needs a drink?” – Ted lasso
32. “You know how they say that ‘youth is wasted on the young’? Well, I say don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you. I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it.” – Ted lasso
33. “That right there, that’s a scone. Tastes like a muffin except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.” – Ted lasso
34. “There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze.” – Ted Lasso
35. “That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.” – Ted Lasso
36. “A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile to me.” – Ted lasso
37. “If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.” – Ted lasso
38. “Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing you do all day, but I need a favor.” – Ted lasso
39. “I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, and ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.” – Ted lasso
40. “I think one of the neatest things about being a coach is the connection you get to make with your players.” – Ted lasso
41. “On the Diamond Dogs: “It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.” – Ted lasso
42. “On gambling: “Well, as my doctor told me when I got addicted to fettuccine Alfredo, that’s a little rich for my blood.” – Ted lasso
43. “You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wanna hear it. All right?” – Ted lasso
44. “The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net.” – Ted lasso
45. “I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted lasso
46. “If You Just Figure Out Some Way To Turn That ‘Me’ Into ‘Us,’ The Sky’s The Limit For You.” – Ted lasso
47. “You’re Not Quitting Ted, You’re Just Letting Me Go.” – Ted lasso
48. “Coach, I got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – Ted lasso
49. “I haven’t seen someone that disappointed to see me since I wore a red baseball cap to a Planned Parenthood fundraiser.” – Ted lasso
50. I’m sorry Nate I have a real tricky time hearing people who don’t believe in themselves. Do you think this idea would work? – Ted lasso
51. “Divorce is hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re the one leaving or if…you’re the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things.” – Ted lasso
52. “You are more mysterious than David Blaine reading a Sue Grafton novel at Area 51.” – Ted lasso
53.”Ice cream’s the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel live. Never disappoint.” – Ted lasso
54. “Here’s an idea that’s gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. Who needs a drink?” – Ted lasso
55. “If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.” – Ted lasso
56. “Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my counter.” – Ted lasso
57. “The same thing that makes you cry knowing they existed are the same things that make you cry knowing they’re gone.” – Ted lasso
58. “I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you’re just one in 11.” – Ted lasso
59. “If y’all were really introverts, you would’ve been quiet as a church mouse. Unless that church was Westboro Baptist. Those turkeys won’t shut up.” – Ted lasso
60. “Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.” – Ted Lasso
61. “Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The tea? Like when us tourist folks aren’t around, y’all know it tastes like garbage? You don’t love it. It’s pigeon sweat.” – Ted Lass
62. On Jamie: “That’s a special young man right there. Got talent for days, works hard, and he’s got a jawline like the White Cliffs of Dover. I’m always rootin’ for him.” – Ted lasso
63. “She’s got some fences, alright, but you just gotta hop over ’em.” – Ted Lasso
64. “Look, we are not playing for a tie. Ain’t nobody here gonna kiss their sister…which is an American phrase that I’m now realising does not exist here, and that’s good, ’cause it’s creepy, and I hate it myself; I don’t know why I said it.” – Ted lasso
65. “I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we.” – Ted lasso
66. “The idea behind every trick play is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them. Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii.” – Ted Lasso
67. “You say impossible, but all I hear is ‘I’m possible.’” – Ted lasso
68. “There’s a bunch of crazy stuff on Twitter. Heck, someone made an account for my moustache.” – Ted lasso
69. “It’s kind of like back in the ’80s when ‘bad’ meant ‘good.’ ” – Ted lasso
70. “I shouldn’t bring an umbrella to a brainstorm.” – Ted Lasso
71. “I’ve never met someone who doesn’t eat sugar. Only heard about ’em, and they all live in this godless place called Santa Monica.” – Ted Lasso
72. “I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside… It was the mob.” – Ted Lasso
73. “Oh, come on, I would not bet on that, unless you want to win a buttload of money.” – Ted lasso
74. “There’s a bunch of crazy stuff on Twitter. Heck, someone made an account for my mustache.” – Ted lasso
75. “You should do a TED Talk, ’cause right now you’re getting a whole heap of ‘Ted listen.'” – Ted lasso
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