80 Best Short and Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

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In this blog, we’ll take you on a journey to the magical world of Christmas as we explore concise and powerful expressions that signify the spirit of the holiday season.

Our short quotes capture this particular time’s joy, love, and magic, from timeless sayings to heartwarming phrases.

Whether you’re looking for inspiration for your gift cards or want to embrace the holiday cheer, our collection will help ignite your festive spirit.

80 Best Short and Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

1. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”

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2. “Peace on earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day.” – Helen Steiner Rice

3. “Christmas is more than just presents; it’s love and harmony.”

4. “At Christmas, play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.” – Thomas Tusser

5.  “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”

6. “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.”

7. “Christmas is a togethery sort of holiday. That’s my favorite kind.”

8. “Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.”

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9. “Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality.” – Washington Irving

10. “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor

11. “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”

12. “Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving, and families united.” – Norman Vincent Peale

13. “At Christmas, all roads lead home.” – Marjorie Holmes

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14. “Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence.” – Joan Mills

15. “The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.” – Henry David Thoreau

16. “Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, and giving are not to put away.”

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17. “What is Christmas? It is the tenderness of the past, courage for the present, and hope for the future.” – Agnes M. Pahro

18. “The joy of brightening other lives becomes, for us, the magic of the holidays.” – W. C. Jones

19. “Some Christmas tree ornaments don’t just glitter and glow; they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.”

20. “Bells are ringing, and everyone is singing, It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas! Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

21. “Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white.” – Bing Crosby

22. “May this Christmas be better than you ever expected. Merry Christmas to you. Go out and spread the joy!”

23. “Christmas allows us to pause and reflect on the important things around us.” – David Cameron

24. “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”

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25. “The loving, sharing, and giving of Christmas should not just be enjoyed for one day; it should never be put away.”

26. “The magic of Christmas never ends when the greatest gift is your family and friends.”

27. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year! We hope you have a very merry Christmas and enjoy the warmth and magic of the holiday season.”

28. “Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.”

29. “A song was heard at Christmas. To wake the midnight sky. A savior’s birth, peace on earth, and praise to God on high.”

30. “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

31. “Wish we could send you some of Grandma’s famous pumpkin pie, but this card will have to do! Merry Christmas from all of us.”

32. “Here’s to good friends who always bring wine to the Christmas party!”

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33. “Don’t measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!”

34. “Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.” – Dale Evans

35. “I don’t think Christmas is necessarily about things. It’s about being good to one another.”

36. “Christmas began in the heart of God. It is complete only when it reaches the heart of man.”

37. “Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”

38. “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”

39. “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.”

40. “City sidewalks, busy sidewalks dressed in holiday style. In the air, there’s a feeling of Christmas…” – Bing Crosby, “Silver Bells”

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Short Funny Christmas Quotes

In this collection, we have gathered a delightful array of humor-filled, witty expressions that capture the lighter side of the festive season.

These active and amusing quotes infuse laughter into the Christmas spirit, making it all the more joyous.

Whether you are looking for a laugh for a greeting card or social media post or want to revel in the merry joy of the season, our quotes are guaranteed to bring a lighthearted touch to your celebrations.

So, get ready to chuckle and embrace the holiday cheer with us!

41. “It’s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.”

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42. “Next to a circus, nothing packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”

43. “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear

44. “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson

45. “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman

46. “All I want for Christmas is for my family to stop trying to talk to me while I’m trying to tweet.” – Robin Wood

47. “Don’t blame the holidays. You were fat in August.”

48. “Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.”

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49. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”

50. “Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.”

51. “Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.” – Carrie Latet

52. “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson

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53. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”

54. “May your holiday season be merry and bright… and all your Christmas lights work this year!”

55. “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

56. “Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s call it “The Naughty List.”

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57. “We hope your holiday season is as sweet as candy canes and merry as a jingle bell!”

58. “My family knows how to make Scrooge look like a party animal!”

59. “Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.”

60. “My Christmas wish is that your love will be as strong ten years from now as it is today, except on Thursdays when we go shopping.”

61. “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” – Bob Phillips

62. “Mentally, I am ready for Christmas; financially, I am not ready for Christmas.”

63. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

64. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

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65. “There’s something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.” – Kristen Wiig

66. “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”

67. “You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” – Robert Paul

68. “Thank you, stockings, for being a long, flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace.”

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69. “I love my husband. He’s the best thing that ever happened to me – after a festive tequila!”

70. “I just want to be rich enough to buy enough ornaments to cover more than one side of the tree.” – Charlotte Christmas

71. “Christmas is a race to see which gives out first—your money or your feet.”

72. “The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.”

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73. “You can just hear Santa saying ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’ when you receive your credit card statement in January.” – Kate Summers

74. “Some people are born for Halloween, and some just count the days until Christmas.”

75. “The stockings were hung by the chimney with care .”

76. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his way, by going to the mall of his choice.”

77. “Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.” – Catherine Tate

78. “Let’s hope Santa won’t get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.”

79. “Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.”

80. “Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.”

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Summary

Discover the humorous and entertaining side of the holiday season with our collection of witty “Short and Funny Christmas Quotes and Phrases.” Perfect for greeting cards, social media posts, or sharing joy with loved ones

These quotes represent the festive spirit lightheartedly. Add a touch of humor to your celebrations and embrace the merry joy of Christmas with our exclusive selection.